- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Tacos

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

i hate you.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

womans rights

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

Please don't rape me.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

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