Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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WNBA

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Real jokes.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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