Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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