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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

What time is it? 12:03 AM

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

What flys? A fly

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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