What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Grapefruit.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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