knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Women's Rights

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Jews for Jesus

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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