Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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What does a man like. food.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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