- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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