How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Black people

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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steves legs

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