A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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My sister has to take a dump

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Women's Golf

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Child Prostitution.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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