- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dislikes can this get?

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Whoa! A talking carrot!

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

a banana

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

i hate you.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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