Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

Why was johny late to school? He died

what do you call a cup?... a cup

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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