- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Freddie Mercurys teeth

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

you wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

A Muslim blows up a bar

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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