Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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KEVIN HART

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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guess what? chicken butt.

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shut up

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Covietz has a large penis

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Exactly what?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Windows Vista

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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