Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Amputations.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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