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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well, this is fun.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

you are gay

I have read the Terms of Service.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

Men's rights.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

Y2K

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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