If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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