- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Gadaffi

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

a black father

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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