What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

the joke below me is not an anti joke

thumb_up thumb_down +31

9/11

thumb_up thumb_down +31

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Yo mama so fat she died

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

thumb_up thumb_down +25

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

why did the chicken cross the road.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

thumb_up thumb_down +23

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +23

why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

thumb_up thumb_down +21

KEVIN HART

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops