Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Dead babies.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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gay marriage.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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