What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Canada

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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I am really good at math debating

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Benevolent villain.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Nicholas Cage

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Anti Joke

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