The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A ginger rapping.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

want to go home? yea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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