Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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A fat man buys a salad

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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noodles

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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