Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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9/11

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Pickle!

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Slavery

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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