why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Bing

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i like potatoes

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What does a man like. food.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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