- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

World peace

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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