What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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