What do you find....... there's a..........

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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My children are mistakes

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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throbbing slobber

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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suck my dick.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Ben is gay

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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