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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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but there is a road to the super market

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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