Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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minorities

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Slavery

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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