What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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The jets are a good team..

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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PENIS

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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