Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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Water, please.

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