penis

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Google Doodles

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Bing

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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but there is a road to the super market

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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