What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

beiber i straight

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Gadaffi

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

steves legs

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Covietz has a large penis

A horse walks into a bar...n

God is religiously proven to be real

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Anti Joke

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