The size of Idris Elba's penis

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go go gadget

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Herman Cain

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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