- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

Knock Knock "whose there?"... "me"

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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