What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

Knock Knock Good one...

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

Hitler is my role model

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