what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

what is patrick wilson? smart

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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