why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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I dislike old people.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Mmmm, donuts

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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