Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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This is not Will Smith.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Punchline.

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