- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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