On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

I am a real homosexual

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Women

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

God.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Dallas Cowboys

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

...and I'm a Mormon.

your momma's an antijoke

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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