what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Baseball

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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