- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Indeed.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Baseball

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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