What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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