- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

KEVIN HART

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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