what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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