how does peploe get around they walk

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Covietz has a large penis

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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