Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Adam Sandler.

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GONNA

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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9/11

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Anti Joke

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