When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Tacos

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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I came.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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jack shine has boobs

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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hi my name is? joe

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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A ginger rapping.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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