Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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lol

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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