What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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I am a real homosexual

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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God.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Women

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Dallas Cowboys

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I love you.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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your momma's an antijoke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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