"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Slavery lol

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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