newt gingrich

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9:11 make a wish

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Jewish People

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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SAY

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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm. He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on! The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?" The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my white flag!"

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Anti Joke

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