- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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