- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

women's rights

Noah is Smart.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Knock Knock. Go away!

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

knock knock you may come in

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

What's 9 +10 19

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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