One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Why did the bunny eat his food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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