How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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a horse walks into a barn

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A scottish man having fun

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Hey Caleb.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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