What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

What color is my lamp? Brown

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

Three men walked into a metal pole

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

Canada's army

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

I have read and agree to terms of service.

...Jack Vale

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