- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Go away.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

Women rights..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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