Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Canada's army

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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...Jack Vale

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I am black.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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