There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Anti Joke

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