Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Turtles

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Jasper sucks.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Is Carly smart? No.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

Mexicans working in an office

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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