Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

DANA

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

did you ever see a butter fly?

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Oliver's friends

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

I love boobs

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

. Deez nuts Ok

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

ekoj

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

SAY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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