- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Small breasts.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

This is not Will Smith.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Lacrosse

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Pianca going ham

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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