- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Fruitcake

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Your life That's the joke

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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