A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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The WNBA.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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