- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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