- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Brittney Spears

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Josh kissing a girl

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

beiber i straight

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

sixty....eight.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Rebecca Black sings a song.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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