- Anti Joke

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

SPAMS!!!

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

Kate

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

The geese of Growmore

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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