I love boobs

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Nickelback

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Brittney Spears

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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beiber i straight

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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sixty....eight.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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