Women's rights

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

kennah campion... being nice

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Windows Vista

Knock Knock Come in.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Three men walked into a metal pole

I AM DISSAPOINTED

potato

lol

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

how do you stop a train? you cant..

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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