A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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