Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

Why....... Because.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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