A bar walks into your mother.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

a black guy leaves prison

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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