A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Where else? The junk yard

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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